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| zied | Beauty is but skin deep, but ugly is down to the bone. | | |
| zied | Nothing is less worthy of honor than an old man who has no other evidence of having lived long except his age -Seneca | | |
| zied | The goal of all life is death. -Sigmond Freud | | |
| zied | Debt is the slavery of the free. | | |
| zied | He that dies pays all debts. -Shakespeare | | |
| zied | Fingers were made before forks. -Jonathan Swift | | |
| zied | One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. -Henry Adams | | |
| zied | No unhappiness is equal to that of anticipating unhappiness. -Calderon | | |
| zied | Television is chewing gum for the eyes. -John Mason Brown | | |
| zied | For this relief, much thanks. -Shakespeare | | |
| zied | The proof in the pudding is in the eating. -Don Quixote | | |
| HowardC | A MINI can go wherever Pashnit goes with his motorcycle | | |
| zied | Handsome is that hadsome does. -Henry Fielding | | |
| zied | He has no friend who has many friends -Aristotle | | |
| zied | A wise son maketh a glad father -Proverbs 10:1 | | |
| zied | The lunatic fringe wags the underdog -H.L. Mencken | | |
| zied | The rulers of the State may be allowed to lie for the good of the State -Plato | | |
| zied | The malicious have a dark happiness -Victor Hugo | | |
| zied | A man's natural manner best becomes him -Cicero | | |
| HowardC | Freeways are for SUV's | | |
| mbabischkin | Rules the bends. Bends the rules - Anonymous MINI Owner | | |
| Rockit Man | Death and life are in the power of the tongue, and those who love it will eat its fruit. Proverbs 18:21 | | |
| MiniBrio | A truly happy person is one who enjoys the scenery on a detour. | | |
| hoopi | The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein | | |
| hoopi | Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... - Robin Williams | | |
| hoopi | If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams | | |
| hoopi | Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin | | |
| hoopi | Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday. - Bill Maher | | |
| hoopi | A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. - Dennis Miller | | |
| MiniBrio | There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as if everything is. - Albert Einstein | | |
| norm | When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane | | |
| norm | If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. | | |
| norm | Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. | | |
| norm | Half the people you know are below average. | | |
| Robcerno | A cup is either half-full, half-empty, or twice as big as it needs to be | | |
| MiniBrio | Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller | | |
| MiniBrio | To reach a port, we must sail, sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it. But we must not drift or lie at anchor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes | | |
| HowardC | The journey is the destination | | |
| gsxrkitten | Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. | | |
| gsxrkitten | I'm Growing older... But I'm not growing up. I'm crazy... But it keeps me from going insane. | | |
| MsJamie | There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can. ~ Mark Twain | | |
| MsJamie | The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. | | |
| MiniBrio | When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra | | |
| MiniBrio | Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the places and moments that take our breath away." - Anonymous | | |
| MiniBrio | A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving. - Lao-Tzu | | |
| norm | You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks | | |
| norm | Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today its called golf. | | |
| norm | Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. | | |
| MiniBrio | I have always wanted an adventurous life. It took a long time to realize that I was the only one who could make an adventurous life happen to me. - Richard Bach | | |
| frizz | When a habit begins to cost money it becomes a hobby. | | |
| frizz | Some men achive distinction by the kind of car they drive-others by the kind of wife that is driving it | | |
| litabelle | S/He who drives with the most twisties wins! | | |
| Chainsaw Flowerchild | Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well ~ Mark Twain | | |
| Chainsaw Flowerchild | I'm a Realist. The cup is not half empty nor half full, it just not what I ordered. | | |
| frizz | LIFE IS LIKE A MIRROR--- WE GET THE BEST RESULTS WHEN WE SMILE. | | |
| frizz | Money will buy you a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail | | |
| stmitch | Too soon old, too late shmart. - Stanley Mitchell | | |
| rtd576 | only some of us can learn by other peoples mistakes. the rest of us have to be the other people | | |
| norm | I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap | | |
| norm | Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. | | |
| norm | The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. | | |
| MiniBrio | The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again - Korman's Law | | |
| indiblueguy | May the best of your past, be the worst of your future. | | |
| MiniBrio | Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - Benjamin Franklin | | |
| Skurfer | I believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart - Anne Frank Diary Entry | | |
| Robcerno | 67.3% of quoted statistics are created at the spur of the moment | | |
| Robcerno | The real question is "When you turn your car on, does it return the favor?" | | |
| pkbuell | "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW! WHAT A RIDE!!! | | |
| writertech | My karma ran over your dogma. | | |
| writertech | I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. | | |
| unixgal | Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. -Maggie Thatcher | | |
| tndrvtl | It is not the person who has too little, but the person who always craves more, that is poor. | | |
| tndrvtl | To give is better than to ask | | |
| MiniBrio | SMILE! It increases your face value! | | |
| Hans | I'm not lost! I am investigating alternative destinations! | | |
| newsguy | Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well. - Gordon Bell | | |
| MiniBrio | Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you are is an idiot - and anybody driving faster is a maniac? - George Carlin | | |
| Louie | Don't try to live forever you will never succeed | | |
| patz66b | Your attitude is the paintbrush of your soul. - author unknown | | |
| patz66b | Reality is nothing more than the inner sanctum of one's deep cranial cavity spilling on the earth. - Piquet | | |
| patz66b | I've tripped and I can't get down! | | |
| patz66b | You! Out of the gene pool. | | |
| kramster | You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails | | |
